Out of the Mouth of babes

This is my youngest, my sweet baby who is 3. She says what is on her mind, no matter who is around.
This can become quite embarrassing.
When I tell my husband this he laughs and thinks it's hilarious. I almost named this post revenge on daddy....
My husband went to the grocery store with us the other day, which he NEVER does so that in it's self was an experience. When we were leaving we saw a lady (I use this term loosely), let's called her Granny Hooters.
Granny Hooters was possibly a Hooters girl 20 yrs ago and comfortably fit into her outfit maybe 12yrs ago. She was decked out in her Hooster's attire.My husband said to me 'Do you see her butt hanging out of her shorts?'
Well my little one, sweet baby said 'Wow, her butt is sticking out. Mom, do you see her butt?'
I ignore her because we are quickly approaching 'Daddy, her butt is hanging out, do you see that?'
Daddy ignores her. Granny Hooters is leaning into her trunk, whole butt almost out now and where is she parked? You guessed it RIGHT next to our truck!
Sweet baby 'Dad, didn't you say her butt was hanging out, Dad. Hey dad...' over and over again. I am dying laughing, I run behind my other daughter who is lost to the conversation and I grab her running to our side of the truck. I peek out and Granny Hooters is making eyes and smiling at my husband as sweet baby is telling her that her butt's hanging out.
Lesson's learned on this shopping trip - Daddy needs to whisper or keep his comments to himself.Granny needs to dress appropriately although I'm sure cougar wanted the attention.Shoving a lolly pop in your 3yr olds mouth is okay for situations like this! (she doesn't eat candy hardly ever so she would relish it and keep her mouth shut..... or it would provoke her to say more outrageous things to get candy - she couldn't be that smart could she?)


Mandie Stevens is owner of Taking Time for Mommy & Mommy Reads too Much. She's a homeschooling mom of 2 girls and believes every mom should take a little time for herself.

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